~*~ New Release & Review ~*~ The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn

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The Virgin Romance Novelist

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Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist

Author: Meghan Quinn

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn

Release Date: April 2nd, 2015

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Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

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 Firstly I want to thank the lovely Meghan Quinn for kindly providing me with a copy to read and review.
Secondly…..I’m going to be honest in saying I was scared to read this, not that Meghan’s writing is bad or anything, but I wasn’t sure what to expect, this isn’t the norm for her, usually with Meghan’s writing its left on a cliffhanger and no HEA, but with this one, she did good, and I’m kicking myself for ever doubting you….!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME..!!!!!! PLEASE….PLEASE….PLEASE….(is that enough grovelling)
As an aspiring up-and-coming novelist, trying to make it in the writing world of Romance, Rosie Bloom (sounds like something from a porn film, dont’cha think?) hits a snag….and oh boy it’s a HUGE snag in the writing world.
LOVE LOVE LOVE, that the ever so handsome Jett Colby got a mention….
“We’re living in an age of Christian Grey and Jett Colby, dominant men with kinky sides.”
Ohhh and the ever so HOT, baseball players from Hot-Lanta…
“Guess I am. P.S That’s a book title, Playing the Field. Amazing series about some HOT baseball players.
Her best friends, Delaney and Henry, convince Rosie that she needs to start dating to get some hands-on experience. This is where the fun and laughter comes into the picture.
Her terminology and sentences crack me up big time….
“I saw a real life penis for the first time last night. It was interesting. It was a little floppier than I expected it to be, the kind of floppiness a soggy baguette would offer.”
Every chapter pulls you in, making you desperate to find out what will happen next.
Throughout the story I was thoroughly entertained and although the situations, were mad, cringe worthy and  unbelievable, they weren’t beyond the realms of possibility, especially coming from Meghan’s crazy ass mind!

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Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!

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